Meathead

A couple of weeks ago I hung out with a guy I thought I might be interested in. Here are 10 of the reasons I'll never hang out with him again:

1) He chewed gum really loudly (annoying)
2) He goes tanning (meathead)
3) I bought him a drink and he didn't buy me one (cheap)
4) He didn't have anything funny to say (boring)
5) He barely talked to my friends (rude)
6) He's a pirates fan (didn't know they had any)
7) He likes hockey better than basketball (only ok in canada)
8) He wears a class ring (douchebag)
9) He only had mardi gras beads on his walls (creepy)
10) He is a girl about clothes (again, meathead)