About Me

A year or so ago I sent my overseas cousin 101 things about myself to try and make her laugh. Most of them are still true, and most of them I would never post on the internet. But here's a selection of the more... suitable... ones.

10. I own a lot of jeans. A lot. I think I have an addiction to buying them. When I was in Africa, I was so mad at myself for having a jean addiction... such a waste of money. But when I got back, I still bought a lot of jeans... go figure.
11. I am the middle child, but like my cousin Molly, it would be more accurate to call me the “central child”… being the only girl definitely has some benefits.
14. I like comfy beds. I am an expert at making beds extra comfy… but only for myself. When I have to share they become less comfy because of the groove I make for my body… ask Nora, she’ll tell you all about how we both kept falling into the crater in my bed so that we practically had to spoon, even though my bed is huge. (I have moved on to SpaceFoam, which has eliminated the above problem).
16. My dog Riley is really cute but also pretty annoying. She almost died once when she was a little puppy, so I think now she feels like she has to make the most of life and she runs and plays all the time that she is not sleeping.
17. I am Catholic. I don’t really agree with a lot of what the Church says, but something about the rituals and the ancientness of mass is comforting to me, so for now I think it is the right religion for me.
19. My family used to have another dog; her name was Bandit. She was the best dog in the world, just ask my Dad. My brother wanted to get her stuffed; she was cremated instead. My brothers insisted that I name my dog either Bandit 2, or Re-run... I didn't, and as a punishment to me they called her Retard instead of Riley for almost a year.
24. I am pretty clumsy. I have the scars to prove it. Except the one scar on my cheek, that one is compliments of one of my brothers punching me in the face during a game of Marco Polo on the 4th of July when I was 12.
25. My parents were going to name me either Natalie or Adrienne. My Dad wouldn’t let me be Adrienne because of Rocky and my Mom didn’t want people calling me Nat because she didn’t want her daughter to sound like a bug. So they picked Margaret. Good story, huh?
35. There is a children’s book called Do Princesses Really Wear Hiking Boots? The answer is yes, I do.
41. I have really weird dreams. A lot. Some of my friends think I am crazy. My mom thinks that Stephen King probably has really weird dreams too. Mine are insane like Stephen King’s novels.
42. I have never actually read a Stephen King novel. I’ve just seen the movies. Usually I read books and don’t watch movies, but I don’t like Stephen King anyway.
43. I do like Harry Potter. I love Harry Potter. The books, not the movies. I read them when I was lonely in Africa, which was a lot.
48. When I was 13 and in Ireland I swam with a dolphin named Fungi or something like that. I had a panic attack in the water though - it was cold.
54. I was a bit of a tomboy growing up. I guess another consequence of having 4 brothers… I even carved my initials in the tree in the back yard, such a boy thing to do.
57. I like falling in love on the train. Well not really falling in love, but I like finding a cute guy on the train and do the whole eye contact thing. It’s fun mostly because you’ll never see each other again.
62. I broke a bunch of bones in my hand and wrist when I was in high school, now I have tendonitis and arthritis, which sucks. But my doctor is the best; he was on Oprah. I call him Dr. Nose Hair and I can’t actually remember his real name right now.
63. Mean nicknames are my weakness. I try not to be mean, but sometimes the nicknames are just so funny. There were a lot at Loyola… Barbie on Crack, Jon Benet, Running Chinese Boy…
70. My confirmation name was (is?) Anne. I choose it because of Anne of Green Gables, so much for the saints.
75. I like that book Where the Sidewalk Ends. That guy is really smart. Seriously.
81. I hate mayonnaise. The grossest thing on Earth. I don’t know if I have ever even tasted it, but the smell gives it away.
83. I have never smoked a cigarette in my whole life. I have a weakness for addictions, and really don’t need that one.
85. I used to joke that I wanted to be a philanthropist when I grew up. Marry rich and travel to remote places giving away someone else’s money all while wearing a Chanel suit.
88. My favorite flavor of ice cream is mint chocolate chip. The green kind.
93. If I only had a month to live the first thing that I would do is get married. Weddings are so much fun, especially ones with an open bar.
94. There are a lot of things I want to do before I die. I even have a list. But there are way more things than I could ever fit on a list.
95. I don’t like secrets. But I kinda have a bunch of them. I guess everybody does, even though there isn’t much to like about secrets.
96. I am pretty good at badminton. When I broke my arm, I learned to play left-handed, and was really good. I play with my right now, and am still good. It is a stupid game though, I wish I were good a better sport.
99. I miss our old beach house. It was slanted, but that was part of the fun. I miss having a beach house all together. I don’t miss having to sleep in the bed near the bathroom, but I would sleep there again if it meant we could get our beach house back.