Snooze Button

Each morning when it comes time to fight the urge to hit the snooze button and lie in my very comfortable and warm bed for just a few more minutes, I find myself severely lacking in willpower. According to the internet (and obviously 100% of what you read on the internet is true), the inventor of the snooze button is Lew Wallace. I am convinced that Lew practiced exceptional self-control and did not himself use the snooze button, but instead was up making money while the rest of the world got another 9 minutes of sleep. Thanks for nothing, Lew.