Monday, September 18, 2006

Deal Breakers

I generally refuse to hook up with guys who have:
1. white sneakers
2. tribal arm band tattoos
3. nipple/tongue piercings
4. jerseys
5. dyed hair
6. waxed eyebrows
7. cigarettes
8. jewelry (other than a watch)
9. trashy accents
10. GIRLFRIENDS

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

mmblegal, your list isn't -quite- right...

10. white sneakers
9. tribal arm band tattoos
8. nipple/tongue piercings
7. jerseys
6. dyed hair
5. waxed eyebrows
4. cigarettes
3. jewelry (other than a watch)
2. trashy accents

AND THE NUMBER 1 DEAL BREAKER...

GIRLFRIENDS