Clean Sheets

I just washed my sheets in an attempt to wash away all of the recent sins committed on them... obviously kidding, my study schedule didn't permit time for sinning of any sort. Anyway, when my sheets came out the dryer, it reminded me of being a little kid watching Saturday morning cartoons and my dad throwing a pile of warm sheets on top of me. There are very few things in this world that make me happier than clean sheets. Someday when I am sickeningly rich, I am going to have my maid clean my 320942395894356 thread count sheets every single day - mark my word.